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Hey Ho! My name is Carrot it has been my nickname since I was a child and I love it...So I don't go by any other name. I am on myfunbuddy.co.uk I am a unique boring weird person, I love the beach and the countryside. I am chunky and I am not girly.. My social interaction skills are not brilliant and I will talk before thinking a lot of the...
What the fuck am I doing?
Back here again. Totally addicted. Hate it.
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I want some one to fuck me while my husband is watching. PEASE leave your EMAIL ADDRESS and I will get in touch. XXXXXXX EMAIL ADDRESS PLEASE AND NON SMOKERS ONLY XXXXXX
HAVE TO BE 100/ STD FREE
I am only 5ft tall ASIAN WOMEN LOOKING FOR HONEST MALE OR FEMALE. Pleas get in touch if you CAN ACCOMMODATE (not in HOTEL please).(no water sports no anal please).
Thank you...
Just a girl looking for a guy to have a pretend romance with. Someone to make me cry with laughter and press those buttons that will drive me insane I'm looking for someone thats tall, 6ft+, dark or light or no hair at all.... Handsome is essential and I'm partial to a sculpted set of shoulders mmmmm Come and say hi xx Sorry if you get filtered.
My name is Tallulah
My first rule of thumb
I don't say where I'm going
Or where I'm coming from
I try to leave a little reputation behind me
So if you really need to
You'll know how to find me
My name is Tallulah
I live till I die
I'll take what you give me
And I won't ask why
I've a lot of friends
In some exotic places...
I'm looking to meet someone to laught and have fun with, lots of fun.
I am a fun loving with a sense of humor looking for like minded men.
I will try anything once & if I don't like it I will not do it again.
Married men or men who have partners need not apply I am not interested.
We are a couple looking for all sorts of fun. Have had a few experiences before and now looking to push the boat out a little further.
Tell us what you would like x
Her 32 5ft 6 medium build dark hair, Bi
him 5ft 11 medium build brown hair and straight.
We are looking for men women and couples.
If you want to to chat please write a bit...
Am I looking for you? Please read carefully... I'm hot, sexy, experienced and I know what I want and how I like it. I'm looking for one fit youthful stud for a discreet naughty fling. I am open minded and intelligent, looking for someone that's lived a little and travelled. Must be very attentive, willing to learn, able to please and available to suit my needs. I am attracted to...
small bubbly great sense of humour work hard and play harder so need someone with loads of energy to keep up. im 5 2 slim great sense of humour and hugh sex drive. I am also caring and affectionate with the right person. I like to get to know a little about the person I conect with and when I do they will never forget me
Help! I want a tall (im 5'10) sexy man with a good sense of humour. Would like someone who is a gentleman (except in the bedroom!!).....lol. x Oh! And someone who is just 'nice' would be great as well x And I forgot....also easy going, uncomplicated and someone that can make me happy......that's all xx lol x
well about me...i am funny and cheeky sometimes naughty...;P
but i have a big heart....and big boobs..and butt...and yeah everything big on me...i am BBW...so if you looking for skinny and boney..i am definitely not for you...well if still interested...
.. because just gays and lesbians friends are around me for looong long time...)...getting forget, what is real sex and fun ...and already really miss the young straight tall guys...
Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
Blonde petite wife, pretty, 32dd enjoys fun and games, love showing myself off and getting in front of my husband's camera. Initially I am seeking nice, genuine, easygoing people who would enjoy joining me in front of the camera for some fun poses to see how it goes. Everything will be private and confidential, for fun only!
Only looking for fun.....nothing serious.....;-) All I asked for is a good sense of humour and I can't stand mega vain people.....There's a difference between looking after your self than thinking your gods gift.......Can't stand BS and much rather someone just came out and said what they really mean......I'm a down to earth person so come say hi..... If you want to know anything else just asked I may tell...
I'm not looking for any encounters, meet ups or NSA sex. I like the chat only
Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...